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Portal 2 Thumbnail - Robot Gymnastics! by gizmo2300 Portal 2 Thumbnail - Robot Gymnastics! :icongizmo2300:gizmo2300 0 0 Portal 2 Thumbnail - Movie Night! by gizmo2300 Portal 2 Thumbnail - Movie Night! :icongizmo2300:gizmo2300 0 0 Portal 2 Thumbnail - Play Ball! by gizmo2300 Portal 2 Thumbnail - Play Ball! :icongizmo2300:gizmo2300 0 0 I wish I was funny by gizmo2300 I wish I was funny :icongizmo2300:gizmo2300 0 0 Batman redesign by gizmo2300 Batman redesign :icongizmo2300:gizmo2300 0 0
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Because I had to
Okay so there's this talent agent who gets visited by a man in a nice suit and he's asked to sit down, and gets a drink, and he points at the talent agent and says "Do I have an act for you.. So there's this family who's sitting on stage, and you have mom and dad on a couch, and the 5 year old boy is playing on the floor with the family dog, and grandma is there in a rocking chair. Then the dad gets up, takes out a bottle of whisky and then slams his mother the grandma over the head with it. The bottle naturally breaks and the child and wife is horrified at what they see. But that's okay because dad goes over to the family dog, slashes it's throat open with the broken bottle and starts fucking it from behind. Grandma gets up now, and starts going down on the little boy while mommy is putting on a strap on, the boy is still screaming of course but that only gets worse when the dead dog finally releases it's bowels and there's getting shit and blood all over the floor. The mother has lon
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Angry Looking Guy *SHADED* by gizmo2300 Angry Looking Guy *SHADED* :icongizmo2300:gizmo2300 0 0 Angry Looking Guy by gizmo2300 Angry Looking Guy :icongizmo2300:gizmo2300 0 0 something bizarre by gizmo2300 something bizarre :icongizmo2300:gizmo2300 0 0 Gregory by gizmo2300 Gregory :icongizmo2300:gizmo2300 1 0 CHAARGE by gizmo2300 CHAARGE :icongizmo2300:gizmo2300 0 0
Literature
I used to love the world
I used to love the world.
We would go on dates all the time, eat out, and just glance lovingly into each others' eyes in silence.
Then we moved in together, and the world started being messy. We started arguing about whose furniture should be in the living room. Personally I thought the world was rather egotistical.
Four years followed, with the world just sitting there and me doing the dishes. One day I come home from school, and find the world getting fucked by someone else in our bedroom.
But the world and I talked it out, and we agreed on a polygamous relationship. Now I get to fuck with the world all I want. But I bet the world gets way more action than me.
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Literature
Not that much
It's been a long time now.
I don't think of you as often anymore.
I don't think I have to.
I don't think about the kid you said existed,
but really didn't, even though you insisted,
That it was real and somewhere out there..
Amongst them. Strangers. The vile ones.
Instead I just think.
Ponder.
Explore.
I think I've gone over that evening a million times
Lived through countless of excuses and lies
I've thought about what I could've said
could've done
should've done
didn't do.
But that's all in the the past.
Now I just think.
Ponder.
Explore.
I've gotten mad since then.
Not at you, as I said, I don't think of you.
Not that much.
Do I scream when I'm alone?
Do my sadness rot me to the bone?
No.
I just think,
Ponder.
Explore.
Why do I find myself writing to you?
I don't see you anymore, not even in my dreams.
Do I feel the need to make myself certain my hearts at ease?
Maybe. I've gone on.
I dive into escapism, find solice in my friends. I don't need you.
Don't think of you. Not that much.
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this account is apparenly 11 years old now and I only hop in every once in a while to delete notifications. Honestly find me under the name Ankford on tumblr or YouTube if you care at all, I doubt I'll be updating this place
So hey, I made a movie blog!

You should totally go check it out and stuff

kaisercritics.blogspot.com

No nonsense, just reviews.

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Skrenva Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:dummy:
xD
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gizmo2300 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jeps :D
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Skrenva Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DANSKER :dummy:
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SteveChop Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
thanks for the watch ^^
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gizmo2300 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
doodeedoo
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